"EMERGENCY LOOK THIS WAY" girls needed to answer this question?

i wana be a teaser, plz dnt critisise me as if im ur man or sumat plus i aint a playa, jus tell we how can i stand or move that will make lots of "random" girls think ewwww! chek him owt lol hahahaha i wana tease sum girls wen i go bk to colge on monday